Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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nba live 13

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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