Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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mark is religion

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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