What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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fruit salad?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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