- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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