- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Nock Nock It's open.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

A black man walks Into a bar.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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