What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Butt poop.

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Where's my tractor?

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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