When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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pee

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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