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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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