what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Dont read this joke

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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