What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Here's another:

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

r u smart..... or ur black

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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