What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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my mind's eye?

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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