Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Women's rights

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Your future.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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