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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Corn Muffins

knock knock no ones home

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Justin Bieber.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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