How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

12 in general

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

knock knock

There's a car about to hit me.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

At least I dont have AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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