- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Agent 47.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Women's rights.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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