If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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