- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

think twice or at least think

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What did the president do for the people? ...

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

my mind's eye?

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