- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

hi bye

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

You know what's catchy? A cold

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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