Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's big and long? My dick.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Women's rights

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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