A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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xavier stop

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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