- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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