Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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