-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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