Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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ur an fagit

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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