Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Joke

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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