- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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