OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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