What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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PSN IS UP

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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