- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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