- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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