You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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whos district champs not JM

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Oh, right

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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