- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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