- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

lewis ya baggy fuck

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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