What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Tunechi

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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