A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Women.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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