If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Women Sports.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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