- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

You know what's catchy? A cold

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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