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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

you and your family will die tonight

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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