2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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giddy goat

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Paper shield.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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