- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

H o m o comes out as homo

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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