- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

why do you care?

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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