Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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