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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Cows are land manatees.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Misner is a twat.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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