what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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