What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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