3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Cows are land manatees.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Nock Nock It's open.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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