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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Women's rights

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

why do you care?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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