- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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