- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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