- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

my mind's eye?

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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