Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Women's Rights

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Apple juice.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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guess what chicken butt

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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