We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Harry Styles

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

racism...deal with it!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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