- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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