- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Corn Muffins

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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