What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

5 people are walking

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Help I'm being raped!

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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