- Anti Joke

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them