- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

my mind's eye?

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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