Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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woman's rights

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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