Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Tim and Eric

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Reading books

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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