Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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