- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

WHAT????

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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