Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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