- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

your social life.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??